Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
7 months ago
96
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? 🤔
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
99
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
75
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
89
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
7 months ago
83
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
54
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
88
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
7 months ago
58
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
108
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
65
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
107
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. ๐Ÿฆˆ
7 months ago
97
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
65
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
86
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
43