Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
9 days ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
9 days ago
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
9 days ago
Lorde's secret identity revealed! 😱 Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. 🎤🎶 #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
9 days ago
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
9 days ago
I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph 😂
9 days ago
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" 😂. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!🤫
9 days ago
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
9 days ago
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
9 days ago
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. 😂
9 days ago
When the internet giants fall, only MegaMan survives! 🏃‍♂️💨
9 days ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
9 days ago
When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once 😂
9 days ago
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
9 days ago
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
9 days ago