Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
9 days ago
When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
9 days ago
Me and the boys testing our new human drones in NYC ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
9 days ago
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
9 days ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
9 days ago
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
9 days ago