When you hear someone say Justin Bieber is better than The Beatles, Queen, Nirvana, and Michael Jackson combined ๐Ÿ’€
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When you accidentally drop a whole bottle of food coloring in the bathwaterโ€ฆ but itโ€™s a river in China ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Hitler giving wholesome advice? ๐Ÿค” History sure is full of surprises! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
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Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
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Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
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When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ
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Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. ๐Ÿ’€
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
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