Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
13 days ago
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
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When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
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When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
13 days ago