Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
๐Ÿ˜ฌ Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
4 months ago
Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
4 months ago
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
4 months ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
4 months ago
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
4 months ago
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
4 months ago
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
4 months ago
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
4 months ago