Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 month ago
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
1 month ago
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 month ago
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
1 month ago
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
1 month ago
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
1 month ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
1 month ago
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
1 month ago
The final boss of remote work. He's not just in the cloud, he IS the cloud. โ˜๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
1 month ago
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐Ÿค–
1 month ago
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
Who's laughing now? The ultimate uno reverse card for the job market. ๐Ÿ”„
1 month ago
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
1 month ago
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago