My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
15 days ago
Well, that escalated quickly. From 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' to 'Can You Feel the Crippling Realization Tonight'. 😳
15 days ago
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. 🦅🇺🇸
15 days ago
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
15 days ago
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
15 days ago
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
15 days ago
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
15 days ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
15 days ago
That horrifying moment you realize why your video has no sound... and the whole family is in the other room with the Bluetooth speaker. 💀
15 days ago
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
15 days ago
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. 🐍😇
15 days ago
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
15 days ago
Republicans trying to show Biden voters the consequences of their vote. Open your eyes! 👀
15 days ago
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. 🤣
15 days ago
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. 😂
16 days ago