UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
13 days ago
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
13 days ago
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
13 days ago
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
13 days ago
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
13 days ago
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
13 days ago
POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ
13 days ago
My face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
13 days ago
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Finally a pillow for those rough flu seasons ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
13 days ago