Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
4 months ago
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
4 months ago
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
4 months ago
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
4 months ago
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨 Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
4 months ago
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
4 months ago
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
4 months ago
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
4 months ago
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
4 months ago
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
4 months ago
Life imitates art 😂
4 months ago
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
4 months ago
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
4 months ago
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
4 months ago