When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
13 days ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
13 days ago
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
13 days ago
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘…
13 days ago
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
13 days ago
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
13 days ago
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
13 days ago
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
13 days ago
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
13 days ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
13 days ago
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
13 days ago