Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐Ÿ’
15 days ago
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
15 days ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
15 days ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
15 days ago
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
15 days ago
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
15 days ago
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
15 days ago
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
15 days ago
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
16 days ago