Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
13 days ago
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
13 days ago
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
13 days ago
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
13 days ago
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
13 days ago
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
14 days ago
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
14 days ago
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
14 days ago