Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
7 months ago
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
7 months ago
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore 😭
7 months ago
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
7 months ago
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
7 months ago
That escalated quickly 😬 This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
7 months ago
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
7 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! 🔬
7 months ago
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
7 months ago
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
7 months ago
That's one magic mushroom right there! 🍄
7 months ago
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
7 months ago
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
7 months ago
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
7 months ago
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
7 months ago