When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
4 months ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
4 months ago
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
4 months ago
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans 😂⚽️
4 months ago
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
4 months ago
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
4 months ago
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
4 months ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
4 months ago
POV: You're a satellite and everything looks pixelated. #SatelliteImage #EarthFromAbove #PixelatedView
4 months ago
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo 😂
4 months ago
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
4 months ago
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
4 months ago
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
4 months ago
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness 😂
4 months ago