Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
2 months ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
2 months ago
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
2 months ago
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
2 months ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
2 months ago
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? 😂
2 months ago
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
2 months ago
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
2 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom 🤑
2 months ago
When your magic skills are better than your dating skills 😂. This game promises sorcerers get all the girls. ✨🧙‍♂️
2 months ago
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
2 months ago
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session 😂
2 months ago
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" ✨✨✨
2 months ago
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes 😂
2 months ago