Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
1 month ago
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. ✅
1 month ago
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
1 month ago
When you hear that Dogecoin is going to the moon and take it a little too literally. Such wow, very rich! 🚀🌕
1 month ago
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. 👑
1 month ago
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. 😂
1 month ago
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
1 month ago
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
1 month ago
Behold, the only TIME Person of the Year that ever truly mattered. Such prestige, very important. 👑
2 months ago
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
2 months ago
When your prankster friend turns your contact list into a game of 'Guess Who?'. Now every call is a surprise! 👻
2 months ago
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
2 months ago
When someone gets a little too close on public transport and you decide to re-establish your personal bubble. 🚌💥
2 months ago
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
2 months ago
A totally accurate and not at all stereotypical guide to how different countries solve problems. Personally, I'm feeling very UK today. ☕️
2 months ago