US Aerospace Stocks watching Boeing and F-35 crash news like ๐Ÿ‘€
5 months ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
5 months ago
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
5 months ago
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
5 months ago
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
5 months ago
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
5 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago