Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
186
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
11 months ago
249
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
224
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
11 months ago
226
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
11 months ago
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And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
264
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
262
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... 🤖😂
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
224
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... 👀
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
252
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source 🗿
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source ๐Ÿ—ฟ
11 months ago
203
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. 💩🔪🥶
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฅถ
11 months ago
221
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
136
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... 🎧🔊
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”Š
11 months ago
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