I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here. 🤔
2 months ago
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
2 months ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
2 months ago
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
2 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
2 months ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
2 months ago
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
2 months ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
2 months ago
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
2 months ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
2 months ago
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. 😂
2 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids 👽
2 months ago
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
2 months ago