Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... 🤨
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
230
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
11 months ago
205
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
11 months ago
259
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
165
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... 😬 Talk about being stuck in the middle! 😂
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
247
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
236
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
270
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
214
Nintendo's design department is on a different level... a much, much higher level. 🍄✨
Nintendo's design department is on a different level... a much, much higher level. ๐Ÿ„โœจ
1 year ago
163
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. 😂
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. 😬
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
236
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
1 year ago
176
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
162
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
258
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
179