That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
5 months ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
5 months ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
5 months ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
5 months ago
Me trying to explain social media to my grandparents: "It's like Ancient Egypt, but with cat videos."
5 months ago
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
5 months ago
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
5 months ago
When you accidentally stumble into 4chan and wonder if you'll ever make it out alive ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ธ
5 months ago
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
POV: You just checked in your hotel during an anime convention ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
5 months ago
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
5 months ago