Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
33
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight 😂🔦
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ
8 months ago
30
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
22
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
30
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
20
😬 Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
๐Ÿ˜ฌ Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
8 months ago
39
Me after shaving my legs in the winter.  🥶
Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
8 months ago
32
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
8 months ago
35
When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
8 months ago
26
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
23
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
32
It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
8 months ago
24
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
28
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
8 months ago
41
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
8 months ago
25