One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!! Joe: I was President?
3 months ago
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
3 months ago
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
3 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
3 months ago
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
3 months ago