Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
16 hours ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
16 hours ago
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
16 hours ago
Girls vs Boys during puberty 😂
16 hours ago
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
16 hours ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
16 hours ago
Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme 😂
19 hours ago
Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late 😂
19 hours ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
19 hours ago
Me trying to level up my life 🫠
19 hours ago
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
19 hours ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
19 hours ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
19 hours ago
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
19 hours ago
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
19 hours ago