Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme 😂
17 days ago
Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late 😂
17 days ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
17 days ago
Me trying to level up my life 🫠
17 days ago
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
17 days ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
17 days ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
17 days ago
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
17 days ago
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
17 days ago
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
17 days ago
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
17 days ago
When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
17 days ago
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
17 days ago
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
17 days ago
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended 😂 #fail #backflip
17 days ago