Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
3 months ago
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
3 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
3 months ago
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
3 months ago
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! ๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
3 months ago
The 'England' football team and their surprisingly diverse heritages. It's like a UN meeting, but with more shin guards ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
3 months ago