UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
8 months ago
22
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
36
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
36
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
8 months ago
27
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
25
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
9 months ago
38
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
9 months ago
28
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
9 months ago
33
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
29
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
9 months ago
26
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
9 months ago
27
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab ๐Ÿ˜น
9 months ago
33
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
22
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
28
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
30