Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
3 months ago
POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿž
3 months ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
3 months ago
My family tree looks like a UN meeting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
3 months ago
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you drop your Nokia in the toilet and it breaks the toilet instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Obi-Wan's got a point...๐Ÿค” Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
3 months ago
Me trying to create the most balanced character creation screen in my video game.
3 months ago