Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows 😥
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
11 months ago
166
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
11 months ago
115
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
11 months ago
103
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
11 months ago
105
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
100
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
106
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
195
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
11 months ago
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When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
105
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
11 months ago
92
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
11 months ago
109
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
11 months ago
94
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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