When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
5 months ago
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
5 months ago
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
5 months ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
5 months ago
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
5 months ago
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
5 months ago
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
5 months ago
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
5 months ago
Nailed it. 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
5 months ago
When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things 👀😂 #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
5 months ago
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.😴
5 months ago
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
5 months ago
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
5 months ago
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
5 months ago