Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
18 days ago
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
18 days ago
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
18 days ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
18 days ago
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
18 days ago
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
18 days ago
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
18 days ago
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
18 days ago
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
18 days ago