When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom 🤔
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
3 months ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
3 months ago
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
3 months ago
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
3 months ago
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
3 months ago
When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! 😂
3 months ago
When dads try to teach their kids about the world 😂. But hey, at least he's trying...right? 🤔 #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
3 months ago
This gun is fabulous and only shoots glitter and rainbows... wait, what was the original caption again? 😂
3 months ago
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
3 months ago
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
3 months ago
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
3 months ago
Skeletor making an important clarification. 💀😂
3 months ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
3 months ago