When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
18 days ago
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
18 days ago
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
18 days ago
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
18 days ago
When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team 😂 #hockeyfails #oops
18 days ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
18 days ago
Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long 😵‍💫
18 days ago
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
18 days ago
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
18 days ago
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
18 days ago
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
18 days ago
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
18 days ago
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
18 days ago
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
18 days ago
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
18 days ago