When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
93
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
1 month ago
100
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. 🤷‍♂️
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
96
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. 😵
My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 month ago
70
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
132
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
104
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
1 month ago
116
Obi-Wan instantly regretting his decision to give a laser sword to a farm boy who looks at it like a telescope.
Obi-Wan instantly regretting his decision to give a laser sword to a farm boy who looks at it like a telescope.
1 month ago
86
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
113
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
110
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
97
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! 💥🇵🇱
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 months ago
104
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. 🥲
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
123
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. 🤖
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. ๐Ÿค–
2 months ago
95
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. 😭
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
88