When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. 😂
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
65
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! 🐧✨
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! ๐Ÿงโœจ
1 month ago
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A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. 🧾
A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. ๐Ÿงพ
1 month ago
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A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
1 month ago
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When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. 💩
When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 month ago
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When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
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The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 month ago
82
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 month ago
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When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
1 month ago
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When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
1 month ago
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Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. ☢️
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โ˜ข๏ธ
1 month ago
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Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. 👀
Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
69
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. 😂
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
95
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
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