When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" 🚤💥
3 months ago
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
3 months ago
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar 😂
3 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
3 months ago
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
3 months ago
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
3 months ago
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
3 months ago
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
3 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
3 months ago
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment 🍃🥷
3 months ago
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. 😂
3 months ago
When you ask for a ride, but it turns out to be a wild one.🐎
3 months ago
Gotta suck 'em all! 😂
3 months ago
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. 😂
3 months ago
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
3 months ago