When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
18 days ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
18 days ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
18 days ago
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
18 days ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
18 days ago
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
18 days ago
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
18 days ago
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
18 days ago
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
18 days ago
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
18 days ago
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
18 days ago