Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
9 months ago
52
When your selfie game goes from 💅 to 😬 real quick because you sent it to the wrong number.  Sorry, wrong number! 😂
When your selfie game goes from ๐Ÿ’… to ๐Ÿ˜ฌ real quick because you sent it to the wrong number. Sorry, wrong number! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
53
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
9 months ago
48
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
59
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
9 months ago
28
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
9 months ago
22
PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
PETA when a fish eats another fish: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
9 months ago
38
Teacher: If you don't study hard you won't be successful. Me and the boys 10 years later: thriving in our niche expertise 😂
Teacher: If you don't study hard you won't be successful. Me and the boys 10 years later: thriving in our niche expertise ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
45
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't 🤡
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ๐Ÿคก
9 months ago
38
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
9 months ago
51
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
24
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
9 months ago
34
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
9 months ago
37
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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