Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
23
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
9 months ago
20
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
18
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
37
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
29
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
29
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
24
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
15
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
25
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
9 months ago
25
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
28
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
9 months ago
43
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
27
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
9 months ago
29
Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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