Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
3 months ago
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
3 months ago
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
3 months ago
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
3 months ago
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
3 months ago
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling upโ€ฆ and yes, itโ€™s a woman ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
3 months ago
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
3 months ago
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
3 months ago
When you and your friend decide to have an icicle eating contest ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago