Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
9 months ago
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When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
9 months ago
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When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
9 months ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
9 months ago
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Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
9 months ago
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Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job.  ☔️
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
9 months ago
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When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
9 months ago
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POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is 🐱
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is ๐Ÿฑ
9 months ago
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Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
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