Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
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Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
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This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
1 year ago
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USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
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When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 year ago
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Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
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Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
1 year ago
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