This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. 🍹🍸
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
317
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
339
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
1 year ago
223
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore 😂
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
Skeletor is not wrong 💀😂
Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
355
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows 😥
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
1 year ago
335
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
1 year ago
312
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
243
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
204
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
1 year ago
250
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
229
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
228
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
360
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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