When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! 😂
5 months ago
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
5 months ago
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
5 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
5 months ago
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
5 months ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
5 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
5 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
5 months ago
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
5 months ago
When the quiet kid joins the fray 😂 #darkhumor #unexpected
5 months ago
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
5 months ago
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
5 months ago
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. 😂
5 months ago
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
5 months ago
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. 😂
5 months ago