Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
1 year ago
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Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
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When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
311
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
1 year ago
359
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
238
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
1 year ago
326
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
1 year ago
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Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results:  📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again.  🙄  Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
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Democrats after visiting a Red State:
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
1 year ago
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