Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
11 months ago
84
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
11 months ago
120
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. 😎
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
11 months ago
98
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters 😂
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
106
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament 🇦🇺🍻👞
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
11 months ago
110
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
82
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
106
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day 🧖‍♀️🍚🥣
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
11 months ago
116
That's one smart kitty 😹
That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
98
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
11 months ago
93
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. 💀
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
118
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
11 months ago
93
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
11 months ago
109
Me trying to explain social media to my grandparents: "It's like Ancient Egypt, but with cat videos."
Me trying to explain social media to my grandparents: "It's like Ancient Egypt, but with cat videos."
11 months ago
115
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
119