Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
19 days ago
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
19 days ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
19 days ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
19 days ago
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
19 days ago
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
19 days ago
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
19 days ago
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
19 days ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
19 days ago
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
19 days ago
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. 😂
19 days ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗💥😂
19 days ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
19 days ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
19 days ago
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
19 days ago