Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
1 month ago
89
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
69
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. 🫡
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. ๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
79
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 month ago
82
The moment we all learned that the family you choose can be just as real. Right in the childhood feels! 😭
The moment we all learned that the family you choose can be just as real. Right in the childhood feels! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
74
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. 🔥🌊
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŠ
1 month ago
92
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
103
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
91
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
2 months ago
90
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
2 months ago
84
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
79
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. 😉
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
86
The eternal battle: Sci-Fi nerds vs. Science nerds. Which one are you? 🤔
The eternal battle: Sci-Fi nerds vs. Science nerds. Which one are you? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
91
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
72
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
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