Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous 😎
8 months ago
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
8 months ago
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
8 months ago
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
8 months ago
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
8 months ago
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
8 months ago
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
8 months ago
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
8 months ago
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
8 months ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
8 months ago
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
8 months ago
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera 🤳
8 months ago
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. ✨🌴 #lalaland #realitycheck
8 months ago
When the political discourse gets a little too heated 🔥
8 months ago
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
8 months ago