I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
342
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
334
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
197
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
257
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
382
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
290
Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
202
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
234
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
1 year ago
189
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
1 year ago
224
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
1 year ago
332