One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
3 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
3 months ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
3 months ago
Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
3 months ago
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
3 months ago
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! 🌑🍪
3 months ago
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
3 months ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. 💍💸😂
3 months ago
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
3 months ago
Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
3 months ago
Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. 👴🍦
3 months ago
J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!😱😱😱"
3 months ago
Feeling unwell? This meme understands. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.✈️
3 months ago