Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
110
Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
102
When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 year ago
150
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
141
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
1 year ago
165
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
193
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job.  ☔️
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
1 year ago
208
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
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