Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
179
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
243
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
165
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
164
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
243
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
187
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
254
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
226
Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161