Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently 😂
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 year ago
262
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
210
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
323
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
316
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style 😏
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
331
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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