When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
260
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
349
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
287
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 year ago
208
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
349
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 year ago
184
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
341
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
352
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Edward really went there 💀
Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
225
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
317
Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
1 year ago
373