Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying 🏃🏻‍♀️💨
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
38
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk 🤫
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
31
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
48
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
10 months ago
33
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it 😂
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
10 months ago
20
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
35
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" 😂
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is 🤣 From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
10 months ago
49
From CD-MP3 to AUX, the evolution of car audio. I wonder how this will look like in 10 years? 🤔
From CD-MP3 to AUX, the evolution of car audio. I wonder how this will look like in 10 years? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
39
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. 😂
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
10 months ago
38
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
10 months ago
26
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
35