Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
11 months ago
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Nailed it. 😂
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
109
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐Ÿ”
11 months ago
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When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things 👀😂 #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
11 months ago
109
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.😴
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
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Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
105
I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
11 months ago
105
Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
11 months ago
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POV: You're Hank and Walt just told you his name
POV: You're Hank and Walt just told you his name
11 months ago
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Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
11 months ago
143
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
11 months ago
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Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
11 months ago
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