Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
20 days ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
20 days ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
20 days ago
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
20 days ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
20 days ago
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
21 days ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
21 days ago
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
21 days ago