Teacher: If you don't study hard you won't be successful. Me and the boys 10 years later: thriving in our niche expertise 😂
Teacher: If you don't study hard you won't be successful. Me and the boys 10 years later: thriving in our niche expertise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
362
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't 🤡
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
238
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
383
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
218
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
240
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
365
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
345
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
241
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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